Luau !!!

The missus is inviting some of her friends from the office over for an evening luau.
It should prove to be an entertaining night of good old-fashioned fornicating and competitive drinking.

There will be a few rules for our guests though.










Rule 1. Please feel free to bring a friend but remember two things - if you don't want to sleep with them, no one else will either so your popularity may rise or fall depending on what your companion looks like. - and two-
- FRIENDS OF FRIENDS MAY NOT BRING FRIENDS!!!







- (filthy rich rockstars and supermodels in the habit of throwing money around need not worry - but the rest of the crowd better look sharp and behave or you'll find yourself taking your drinks on the curb.)






Rule 2.
Please bring a snack















Rule 3.
Please bring a towel












We look forward to seeing you all the 24th and until then, Mahalo